Masterbation.. Whats the best way?

imma dude, whats the best way of masterbation, anything else today besides using my hand?
Answer:
get a book on yoga or take a class and you can learn to orally gratify yourself. You should be in pretty good physical shape to attempt this but what better reason to shave off a few pounds do you need?

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let someone else use theirs

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fake vagina i thinks its a fleshlight or something

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the real thing.

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hit it with a brick..

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ermmmmmmmm a women or i here a dog could help you lol

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what a joke.

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Have someone else do it.??

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apply a c0ckstrap and use the hand still.

apply a c0ckstrap and Chant some Mantras and constract the penile tissues to the sounds of the chants. Do not touch the penis with hands. Let the penis work on it own. For a challenge, you can put a towel on it to see how HIGH you can raise it. For a more even challenging challenge, WET the towel.

Wear briefs two sizes too small for you. Now not applying hands let the penis rub against the fabric of the briefs with a gyrating motion. Remember no touching. (about 1 month)
As you master that technique, pull the penis out of the briefs through one of the legs. Let the penis "flap" against the thigh by doing a jumping jack motion. Remember still no touching. (about 2 months)

As you master that technique, do the jumping jack motion with NO BRIEFS on. The penis should now be flapping against alternately against the thigh and the abdomen area. Remember still no touching.
You have to use the briefs, boxers don't do well in those situations.

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i heard some guys do it with a banana peel

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stop being lazy. nut

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you can use a Watermelon, peel it and open a hole on it. you know the rest

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STop and go

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